Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Olamide Appointed Deputy Governor of Lagos State.


The Eniduro crooner was seen celebrating with fans as Governor Fashola appointed him as his Deputy. Olamide who was born on the 15th of March 1989, hails from Osun state. He grew up in Lagos and started his music career also in Lagos, the name Olamide has become a house hold name.

Army Distributes Guns To Students To Fight Boko Haram.

The Nigerian Army today distributed several assorted guns to students of tertiary institutions across Nigeria. General Humanni said “ since their lecturers have decided to stay at home, the students need to be kept busy instead of just staying at home idle, because an idle mind is the devil’s workshop”.

Tuesday, 29 October 2013

Must Read: How To Kill A Witch

This is an article everyone should read. We all know the world we live in is controlled by supernatural powers and there are so many supernatural beings. Some are good while others are evil. A witch according to Hot Swen spiritual dictionary is a supernatural being who is known for evil deeds.

Shocking : I Am Behind ASUU Strike - Lady Gaga

 American musician Lady Gaga caused a mild drama at the American church,Texas on Sunday .Lady Gaga was in  the spirit when guest preacher, Prophet T.B Joshua from Nigeria started a deliverance session on all the church members.

Breaking News:President Jonathan Deported From Isreal

Following the threat by Pope Francis to resign ,the Israeli government has taken swift action to deport President Jonathan from Israel.

Monday, 28 October 2013

Lionel Messi Dumps Football For Basketball

 Argentine footballer Lionel Messi who plays as a ‘forward’ for La Liga club FC Barcelona and the Argentina national team made a shocking announcement today. Lionel Messi said “soccer has never really been my thing; I have always had a passion for basketball right from childhood”. 

HOT SWEN Photo Of The Day : Crazy Bike Guy


WTF does this guy think he is doing ? 
Give this picture a name. 

ASUU STRIKE : Pope Francis Threatens To Resign

In a worldwide mass hosted by Pope Francis today in Rome to celebrate the World Mission Sunday, he expressed great sadness concerning the current situation of Nigeria. The Pope said he was greatly displeased with the way the country is being ruled by President Jonathan.

Saturday, 26 October 2013

Police Officer Grabs Girl's Breasts


What was this officer of the Nigeria Police Force thinking ? Is that a gun in his hands ?

Friday, 25 October 2013

BBA's Beverly Osu's Mother Cries Out



Mrs Osudijikemara, mother of Beverly Osu , cried out today concerning her daughter’s sudden transformation. She said ever since her daughter got back from the Big Brother Africa house, she has been a completely different person.

Win An Oil Well in The Kcee Limpopo Dance Competition

Limpopo crooner, Kcee, is set to take the Limpopo dance to the next level. The young musician who was formerly a member of the defunct KC-Presh duo is really taking the entertainment industry by storm.

Kanayo O kanayo Arrested For Blood Money

The State Security Service (SSS), today arrested actor Kanayo O Kanayo for using several victims for money rituals. He was apprehended at his Banana Island residence this morning while he was pounding a 6 month old baby.

Twitter To Ban All Girls Who Post Indecent Pictures

The world’s number two social network ,Twitter, announced its new user policy today at a press briefing led by Hot Swen news crew. The chairman of the social network stated that they have noticed that girls have converted twitter to a o platform where they can easily advertise their bodies to get sex mates.

BIOGRAPHY: The Real Wizkid.

 My name is Ayo Balogun Wellington AKA Wizkid. I was born on July 16, 1990 (age 23).
I went to primary school at Ebute-Metta before moving to Kano for my secondary education. My father is Bankole Wellington popularly known as Banky W.

Pregnant Woman Delivers Baby on Track During 400M Race

A 9 months pregnant woman left spectators speechless this morning as she delivered her baby during a 400m race. 28 year old Sandra Makay from New York challenged Russia’s fastest female runner, Bella Pova, in a 400 m race for the world’s peace runner 2013 medal worth 3 million dollars.

Rapper Drake Celebrates 70th Birthday In Grand Style

Canadian born rapper Drake celebrated his 70th birthday today at the Hot Swen Lounge, Coventry United Kingdom. Ohh yeah a lot of you didn’t know he was 70 right? Well, he confirmed this himself at the venue.

Wednesday, 23 October 2013

Hot Swen Media House Launches Billion Dollar website.

Yesterday, 0ct 21, was a wonderful day at Hot Swen Media House headquarters, New York, USA as the multi-billion dollar company launched a new beautiful 5D website for the pleasure of its readers.

I wasn't born a Virgin - Miley Cyrus

Teen pop star Miley Cyrus paid a visit to Hot Swen Newspapers news room today after ignoring our invitations on two different occasions Miley who has always expressed her love for nudity, drove into Hot Swen premises almost completely nude in a pink Bentley Gt continental. She had only panties on so one of our correspondents had to quickly donate her own bra to Miley before taking her into the news room.
Miley Cyrus was interviewed by popular Hot Swen reporter Jackie Holmes. Read the interview below….

Actress Tonto Dikeh Acquires Private Jet

Beautiful actress Tonto Dikeh shared pictures of her new private jet on instagram today, with the #tag “New plane things”. The light skin actress is known for her bad girl roles in Nollywood movies.  Hot Swen newspapers correspondent, Joy Obi, was able to ask Tonto AKA Poko some questions over the phone. Read the conversation below…

Tuesday, 22 October 2013

Commotion As Fela's Ghost Appears at Felabration 2013

There was serious uncontrollable commotion at the African shrine on Sunday 20th of October as the ghost of late Fela Anikulapo Kuti appeared at the Felebration concert. The concert was going pretty good and everything seemed normal.

BBM Now on Nokia Phones.



Blackberry LTD formerly RIM announced this morning that they have merged with Nokia Inc. Both companies reached this deal after several rigorous negotiations and serious agreements. Blackberry lost 87 percent of it's market shares after launching it's BB-10 series of phones as they didn't get as much market acceptance as speculated.

Monday, 21 October 2013

Unilag Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike

The University of Lagos today announced that it would no longer be part of the ongoing ASUU strike. The Vice Chancellor of the university, Professor Rhaman Bello, addressed news men led by Hot Swen correspondent on why the school is discontinuing the strike with ASUU.
The reasons are as follows:

EFCC Arrests Barack Obama at Airport

 

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission ,EFCC, declared bankruptcy some days ago after losing a case against a very influential Warri based fraudster. The commission stated that EFCC might be shutting down soon if they do not see a big case to handle.

Saturday, 19 October 2013

ASUU STRIKE : President Jonathan Sacked

There was drama in Aso Rock Villa Abuja this morning as President Goodluck Jonathan and Mrs Dame Patience packed their belongings out of the Presidential Villa. The "former" First Lady , Mrs Patience was seen pleading with the authorities but her pleas fell on deaf ears.

Thursday, 17 October 2013

ASUU Chairman Advises students to try Yahoo-Yahoo


In a press briefing today, the chairman of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) , Dr Nasir Issa-Fagge spoke about the ongoing ASUU strike and it's effect on the students and lecturers.

Monday, 14 October 2013

I Love Amala and Ewedu - Barack Obama


United States President, Barack Obama was interviewed this morning by popular Hot Swen reporter Larry King in his white house residence.
In this interview, he talked about his favourite food among other issues.
Read the interview and pics after the cut......

Actress Eniola Badmus Goes Back To High School To Keep Eye On Boyfriend

Eniola Signing The Entrance Form
36 year old Nollywood actress Eniola Badmus popularly known as ‘Gbogbo Bigs Girlz’ announced on her Instagram page today, that she has decide to return to high school .  Hot Swen found out that she's doing this because of a boy. Read the full story and see more pics after the cut......

Friday, 11 October 2013

I'll marry Davido not D'Banj - Genevieve

 

The Koko master D'banj was in the news today for saying he wishes to have star actress Genevieve Nnaji as his wife. In his words, Banger Lee said “I would love to have Genevieve as my wife.  We never can tell what God plans for us in the future. I have studied her and I realised that anyone that has her as his woman has found himself a treasure. Just like the Bible says, any man who finds a wife, finds a good thing.”

Breaking News : Patience Jonathan Appointed Education Minister


The Federal government of Nigeria, today announced another massive reshuffle of President Jonathan's cabinet  . Following the sack of some ministers some weeks ago, the president has appointed 6 new ministers today. Of all the ministers appointed, the first lady is the most controversial . My question for Mr President is how can he appoint a woman who is famous for inventing her own funny grammars as our country's education minister. Because she's the first lady ? and so what !!!
Read what GEJ said after the cut....

Thursday, 10 October 2013

President Jonathan's Children Kidnapped by Angry Students

There was commotion in Nigeria’s capital, Abuja, today as a large number of students led by the national chairman of ASUU stormed the presidential villa, Aso Rock.  The villa’s security officials were overwhelmed by the large number of angry crowd and hence dropped their guns and fled from the scene leaving only the president and his family to face the angry students.

Breaking News :Another Plane Crash In Lagos

Captain Tega

The early hours of today brought tears to residents of a mansion in the Lekki area of Lagos as a plane crashed right in front of them. A plane flying just above the premises of Lagos big boy Okosi Kenwedu crash-landed shortly after take off . Reports have it that the plane was known to be in a far from ok state before being allowed to fly in the air.

Monday, 7 October 2013

Afro Candy Turns Evangelist



News reaching Hot Swen Media House is that Nigerian controversial soft porn actress , Afro Candy , has started her own church somewhere in Abuja Nigeria. A member of her church who pleaded anonymity said he never misses church service on Sunday anymore because the new evangelist always has something to display for her male church members especially.

Fashola Bans Female Drivers on Lagos roads



The Lagos State Government today released a press statement through FRSC commander. The statement which was read by the FRSC commander, Mr Henry Bamidele , states that road safety corps has just concluded a survey which indicates that 70 percent of accidents which occur on Lagos roads are as a result of reckless driving of women .

I'm Wizkid's Biological Father - Banky W



After a long while of silence, the E.M.E. boss finally cried out today . We all know about the story of Wizkid's break up from EME records .

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