Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Army Distributes Guns To Students To Fight Boko Haram.

The Nigerian Army today distributed several assorted guns to students of tertiary institutions across Nigeria. General Humanni said “ since their lecturers have decided to stay at home, the students need to be kept busy instead of just staying at home idle, because an idle mind is the devil’s workshop”.
The general noted that the Nigerian Army cannot battle Boko Haram alone without the help of the general public. He has described the ASUU strike as a blessing in disguise and assures Nigerians that the issue of Boko Haram would soon be a thing of the past.
The president of the National Association of Nigerian Students  (NANS), Tunde Balogun has accepted this as a welcome development. 25 thousand students across all Nigeria’s tertiary institutions have been given guns.
All students who are yet to receive their own guns should go to the nearest military barracks to them and simply scream “ Boko Haram, give me my gun now !!! “.

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