Thursday, 17 October 2013

ASUU Chairman Advises students to try Yahoo-Yahoo

In a press briefing today, the chairman of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) , Dr Nasir Issa-Fagge spoke about the ongoing ASUU strike and it's effect on the students and lecturers.
The ASUU chairman said he was thinking the strike would be ending soon until a representative of President Jonathan told him this morning that the President wasn't aware of any ASUU strike. The national Chairman of ASUU said he has already written application letters to two private universities and he hopes they give him a job in either of them even if it's as a junior lecturer.
When asked about the fate of the students,  Dr Nasir said " In my own opinion, I would advise them to try Yahoo-Yahoo or play lotto daily, they might just be lucky; but I promise that if the Government doesn't meet our demands by Nov 1st 2017, we would call off the strike and go back to the classrooms . "

LOL Here is a more interesting news story: President Jonathan's Children Kidnapped by Angry Students 

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