Monday, 21 October 2013

Unilag Pulls Out Of ASUU Strike

The University of Lagos today announced that it would no longer be part of the ongoing ASUU strike. The Vice Chancellor of the university, Professor Rhaman Bello, addressed news men led by Hot Swen correspondent on why the school is discontinuing the strike with ASUU.
The reasons are as follows:

1)When GEJ changed our name to MAU, ASUU did not joing us in fighting by going on strike.
2)All the girls that used to keep me looking younger as the VC are now at home because their old school fathers won't let them out of the house.
3)The Yahoo boys on campus have not settled me for some time now because they are all busy partying about.
4)If this strike should really end in 2017 as Prophet T.B. Joshua predicted, that means I won't be V.C. anymore when school resumes na !
5)My wife now monitors my movement because she knows the school is on strike and I should always be at home.
6)Most of our lecturers are now private lesson teachers.
7) Almost all the students are now musicians and bloggers.
8)I am really bored jare, we are pulling out, Thank you.

Here is a more interesting news story: Actress Tonto Dikeh Acquires Private Jet

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