Saturday, 30 November 2013

I Will Join APC if ASUU Calls Off Strike- President Jonathan

A source close to the presidency told Hot Swen media this morning, that President Jonathan has promised to abandon the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) for the newly established All Progressives Congress (APC) if the ASUU strike is called off next week.

According to the source, President Jonathan held a closed door meeting with the leadership of the APC and appealed to them to intervene in the over four months old strike which the academic staff union of Universities (ASUU) have refused to end.

Our source told Hot Swen media that when the APC party national chairman , Chief Adebisi Oganga, asked what the president was willing to give in return if they made the lecturers call of the strike, President Jonathan said ‘ I will immediately abandon my party ,PDP , for the APC’. The APC national chairman however said that wasn’t enough and he would want the president to feature in a T.V commercial alongside popular comic actor, SAKA where they would both be dancing and singing “ I don port o, I don port to APC, kirikata kirikata …“.

The president has however agreed to do the wish of the APC and all necessary documents have been signed to back this up. 

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