Monday, 18 November 2013

Jokes : Akpos and The Girl In Mini Skirt

At a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin-tight miniskirt.

When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she unzipped a little at the back of her Mini Skirt.

She still could not reach the step.

Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more.

Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way.

Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

Seeing how embarrassed the girl was, Akpos who was standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

The girl turned around furiously and said; I don't know you. How dare you touch my body that way.

In shock, Akpos said; You unzipped My trouser three times. I Thought You Needed My Help.

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