Friday, 22 November 2013

Nigeria’s population To Double By 2014 Due To ASUU Strike

The Nigerian population commission (NPC) has stated that the country’s population might double by 2014 due to the strike of the university lecturers. The academic staff union of universities embarked on an indefinite strike four months ago and this has kept many students idle for four months.

Statistics from maternity clinics across the country have shown that sixty percent of all female students currently enrolled in public universities are now pregnant due to the ASUU strike.
The remaining forty percent are on the verge of getting pregnant within the next two weeks.
Reports have also shown that ninety percent of the male students are now expectant fathers and thirty percent of these expectant fathers have more than four girls pregnant for each of them. Only two percent of their baby mamas are fellow students which means that the remaining eighty eight percent are not students, they are neighbours, friends, or even strangers.

With these statistics, the NPC warns that the country’s population might double by the year 2014 and this might pose a big problem for the nation’s economy.

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