Friday, 8 November 2013

Oduah Contacted Me Personally Before She Purchased Those Bulletproof Cars - James Bond

The United States of America in a press statement read by the secretary of states yesterday, stated that they were solidly behind Nigeria’s Aviation minister, Stella Oduah. U.S citizens believe Nigeria is very unsafe and the aviation minister has the right to protect herself.
Here is what American actor, James Bond had to say “Oduah contacted me personally before she purchased those bulletproof cars and I advised her to get them. I have also promised to send her some more super cars from my fleet worth 1 billion dollars; including three ‘flying cars’. I think the aviation minister needs flying cars since she deals with aviation. I also have ‘talking cars’ that can be used by politicians to campaign for votes during elections and a car that can be folded into the size of a cell phone for easy keeping.”

James Bond invites all Nigerian politicians to also take advantage of his generosity by purchasing these vehicles from him at highly discounted prices.

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