Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Top Ten Rejection Lines From Women

I think of you as a brother. 
Meaning : (You remind me of my cab man, I'll only call you when I need you) 

There's a slight difference in our ages. 
Meaning : (Don't you know you are old enough to be my father !!!) 

I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. 
Meaning : (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.) 

My life is too complicated right now. 
Meaning : (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 

I've got a boyfriend. 
Meaning : (I prefer my male dog to you.) 

I don't date men where I work. 
Meaning : (I wouldn't date you even if you were in the same 'earth', much less the same building.) 

It's not you, it's me. 
Meaning : (It's you.) 

I'm concentrating on my career. 
Meaning : (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 

I'm not ready for relationships. 
Meaning : (You are not my type !! I've sworn off only men like you.) 

Let's be friends. 
Meaning : (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with.) 

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