Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Warning: Heavy Winter To Hit Nigeria In December.

 The World Weather Organisation, WWO, announced this morning that there would be major climate changes in Nigeria by December, 2013.
The president of WWO, Professor Rolls Hopkins, said “By December this year, starting from the very first day, residents of Africa’s most populous nation, Nigeria will experience heavy winter. On December first, the weather will suddenly become so cold and heavy snows will be dropping from the sky. The weather is going to be so cold that many people might get frozen on their way to work”.

Nigeria’s minister for environment, Dr Charles Ozondu, has advised Nigerians to start preparing themselves for the winter from now on. For those of you who have never traveled abroad or experienced winter, Dr Ozondu advises you to start spending at least thirty minutes in your freezers or two hours in your fridge everyday in order to adapt to the new weather conditions before December.

President Jonathan has set up a winter ministry and will be announcing the names of the new minister of winter and special adviser to the president on snow affairs on Hot Swen news tonight.

Remember: Early Preparation is the key to surviving the winter, enter your freezer today.  

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