Friday, 13 December 2013

Jokes: The Accident

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident.
It was a bad one.
Both of their cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their car, the woman said; So you are a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow! Just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.

Flattered the man replied; Oh yes,
I agree with you completely! This must be sign from God!.

The woman continued; And look
at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

She then handed the bottle to the man.

The man nodded his head in agreement, opened it and drinks half bottle and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman took the bottle and immediately put the cap back on and handed it back to the man.

The man asked; Aren't you having any?.

The woman replied; No. I'm waiting for the Police.

Moral: Never Trust A Woman

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