Wednesday, 11 December 2013


The Nigerian senate just passed a new bill into law to reduce the number of insults constantly being rained on President Jonathan. The law states that anyone found guilty of calling the Nigerian president uncomplimentary names on social media would be arrested and sent to jail for 15 years without facing the law court.

The senate spokesman, Senator Lai Oni, said President Jonathan is not happy with the way people abuse him on social media all the time. According to the senator, President Jonathan challenges anybody who is man enough to face him in person and stop hiding behind the curtains of social networks. In his words, “If dem born your papa well come insult me for my face na”.

The federal government has set up a social networking committee headed by one of Nigeria’s former presidents. The committee will be working hand in hand with all major social networks used by Nigerians ; these include Facebook,Twitter,Pinterest,Google Plus and the likes The social networks will alert them once any of its members insults the president. The culprit will then be traced using GPS and thrown into prison for 15 years.

The president also urges well-meaning Nigerians to report their friends, colleagues, family members and loved ones to the nearest police station once any of them insults him, as handsome cash rewards will be made available to them.

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